{"id":2405,"date":"2021-11-27T09:28:21","date_gmt":"2021-11-27T12:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grandemeadows.ca\/?p=2405"},"modified":"2022-05-23T12:41:56","modified_gmt":"2022-05-23T15:11:56","slug":"some-golf-tips-quotes-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grandemeadows.ca\/?p=2405","title":{"rendered":"Some Golf Tips – Quotes -Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\"\" Golf Tips<\/strong> \"\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Remember to have fun — golf is only a game<\/li>
  2. Don’t talk yourself down. Positive self-talk boosts your confidence.<\/li>
  3. Don’t be too hard on yourself when you make bad shots. It happens to everyone.<\/li>
  4. Windy weather? Keep the ball as low as possible – especially at Grande Meadows.<\/li>
  5. Avoid strong grip pressure on the golf club.<\/li>
  6. Create a solid and wide stance. Build your golf swing from the ground up.<\/li>
  7. At the end of a round, sink 25 putts from different spots six feet away. These reps will improve your putting and your score.<\/li>
  8. To keep the ball down, finish with your hands low. To keep the ball in the air, finish with your hands high.<\/li>
  9. Improve your pitching skills by dropping balls around the practice green from far away.<\/li>
  10. Aim for the center of the green and not the flag.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    \"\" Golf Quotes <\/strong> \"\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    1. The best wood in most amateurs bags is a pencil. — Chi Chi Rodriguez<\/li>
    2. It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron<\/li>
    3. The older I get the better I used to be. — Lee Trevino<\/li>
    4. The trouble with me is I think too much. I always say you have to be dumb to play good golf. — JoAnne Carner<\/li>
    5. It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot. — Nubar Gulbenkian.<\/li>
    6. Mary had a little putt, she needed it for par. Mary had a second putt….the first one went too far! — Margaret Kennard<\/li>
    7. Half of golf is fun: the other half is putting. — Peter Dobereiner<\/li>
    8. Golf is special. It brings a lot of people together. — Mia Hamm<\/li>
    9. Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six , and write down five. — Paul Harvey<\/li>
    10. Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm and grace: women have these to a high degree. — Babe Didrikson Zaharis<\/li>
    11. Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have. — Lou Graham<\/li>
    12. Golf is a game and games are meant to be enjoyed. — Raymond Floyd<\/li>
    13. You need a fantastic memory in this game to remember the great shots and a very short memory to remember the bad ones! — Mac O’Grady<\/li>
    14. After you have the basics down, it’s all mental. — Ken Venturi<\/li>
    15. The course is going to make you look silly sometimes. You have to be able to accept that and move on. — Mike Weir<\/li>
    16. Happiness is a long walk with a putter. — Greg Norman<\/li>
    17. The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. — Ben Hogan<\/li>
    18. A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at six o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone. — Chi Chi Rodriguez<\/li>
    19. Golf’s three ugliest words: still your shot. — Dave Marr<\/li>
    20. Always count your blessings. Be thankful you are able to be out on a beautiful golf course. Most people in the world don’t have that opportunity. — Fred Couples<\/li>
    21. Be brave if you lose and meek if you win. — Harvey Penick<\/li>
    22. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. — Billy Graham<\/li>
    23. I learned something very important early on: You accept what happens and move on. In other words, if I hit a bad shot, I can’t change it. There is only the next shot. That was a big lesson. — Billy Casper<\/li>
    24. I don’t care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don’t care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat. — Harvey Penick<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

      <\/p>\n\n\n\n

      \"\" Golf Jokes<\/strong> \"\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      1. Golf appeals to the child in all of us. This is proven by our frequent inability to count past the number 5.<\/li>
      2. The person who takes up golf to get their mind off work soon takes up work to get their mind off golf.<\/li>
      3. If I hit it right it’s a slice. If I hit it left it’s a hook. If I hit it straight it’s a miracle.<\/li>
      4. Golf is like life — you strive for the green but end up in the hole.<\/li>
      5. Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, sold by the dozen and a week later you have to buy some more.<\/li>
      6. G.O.L.F. — Getting Old and Living Fine!<\/li>
      7. The only problem with golf is that the slow people are in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.<\/li>
      8. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well.<\/li>
      9. The game of golf is 90% mental and the other 10% is in your head!<\/li>
      10. What’s the easiest shot in golf? Your fourth putt.<\/li>
      11. I didn’t miss the putt, the ball just missed the hole.<\/li>
      12. Golfer: “What’s wrong with my game?” Coach: “You’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.”<\/li>
      13. It’s often necessary to hit a second drive to really appreciate the first one.<\/li>
      14. In golf, you can hit a 2 acre fairway 10% of the time but hit a 2 inch branch 90% of the time.<\/li>
      15. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddie because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.<\/li>
      16. What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? If a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.<\/li>
      17. Two longtime golfers were standing overlooking the river. One golfer looked at the other and said, “Look at those fools fishin’ in the rain.”<\/li>
      18. Golf was once a sport for the rich but now it has millions of poor players!<\/li>
      19. There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces and bounces just the way you meant to play it.<\/li>
      20. Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointment.<\/li>
      21. A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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